tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-136047602024-03-23T14:16:54.694-04:00Double ArticulationA Comic Book LifeJim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.comBlogger158125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-23966192814925906472010-05-29T20:18:00.000-04:002010-05-29T20:18:01.681-04:0018 Things I Loved This Week (in Comics!)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb8768AQQrujBWcsCV1GsRgWSo6XDGcHhjvk-XXYZzWpY-A5W202sCn7C4ioqb_Ak6xMcJfw2msdo4y6eIMLmQnF097fJz5E64ikmuqkF_HDS9n2cVwxBArvozs69Ov9OrjNnYYg/s1600/scan0033.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb8768AQQrujBWcsCV1GsRgWSo6XDGcHhjvk-XXYZzWpY-A5W202sCn7C4ioqb_Ak6xMcJfw2msdo4y6eIMLmQnF097fJz5E64ikmuqkF_HDS9n2cVwxBArvozs69Ov9OrjNnYYg/s320/scan0033.jpg" /></a></div>Man, I am in love with monthly comics right now. Both Marvel and DC are producing some of the best mainstream fare I have read in YEARS. Welcome to my weekly (?) love letter to comics. [<a href="http://doublearticulation.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/18-things-i-loved-this-week/">read whole article on the NEW Double Articulation</a>]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-3899397611859458052010-05-15T22:45:00.002-04:002010-05-15T22:45:57.300-04:00Tales From the Pull-List: The Truly AwfulOutsiders -- Titans: Villains for Hire<br />
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[<a href="http://doublearticulation.wordpress.com/2010/05/15/tales-from-the-pull-list-the-truly-awful/">read new post here</a>]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-14594733847285082642010-05-15T09:56:00.000-04:002010-05-15T09:56:49.472-04:00Tales From the Pull-List: The GoodBirds of Prey - Secret Six - Green Lantern - Brightest Day - JSA<br />
[<a href="http://doublearticulation.wordpress.com/2010/05/14/tales-from-the-pull-list-the-good/">Read the new post at the new Double Articulation</a>]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-4289203776283025272010-04-10T20:11:00.000-04:002010-04-10T20:11:08.039-04:00All New Mutants All the Time<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTHZ60uMKusFcMWsWNm6OwndRaTpwtKvKfO5R_heE3F2JcjxTkKfIRSjKFUWgr8L0E84cq8g0_i3Eyqij8qPI3v-ySPzz4N1L6FmSpONix_pY9cDaj3HUxgo0eliOQBFGLeZBMbA/s1600/x-babies.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTHZ60uMKusFcMWsWNm6OwndRaTpwtKvKfO5R_heE3F2JcjxTkKfIRSjKFUWgr8L0E84cq8g0_i3Eyqij8qPI3v-ySPzz4N1L6FmSpONix_pY9cDaj3HUxgo0eliOQBFGLeZBMbA/s320/x-babies.jpg" /></a></div><br />
There are so many reasons not to let myself get too excited about the <a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=25642">just-announced New Mutants Forever miniseries</a> by Chris Claremont, Al Rio, and Bob McLeod. But I can’t help it. My inner thirteen-year-old (not known for his discretion at the best of times) is squealing with glee. <br />
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[<a href="http://doublearticulation.wordpress.com/2010/04/09/all-new-mutants-all-the-time/">Continue reading</a>]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-15217500694256666372010-04-03T15:24:00.001-04:002010-04-03T15:26:00.518-04:00The Outstretched Hand... The Swarm...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghgIskWQGXNDhtp8LBTjLY4Z7_XwswsM2qmZlp1rAhYtlMHRdt7D7HBVolC2EDRL3-79oEFumcgRk-VpM0OGtkiNw5UVeuZVUiEbW7tjOxyIFoIoVb7ohFIiIODRlZEe3mucrvVQ/s1600/scan0020.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghgIskWQGXNDhtp8LBTjLY4Z7_XwswsM2qmZlp1rAhYtlMHRdt7D7HBVolC2EDRL3-79oEFumcgRk-VpM0OGtkiNw5UVeuZVUiEbW7tjOxyIFoIoVb7ohFIiIODRlZEe3mucrvVQ/s320/scan0020.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://doublearticulation.wordpress.com/2010/04/03/the-outstretched-hand-the-swarm/">My new posts on Stan Lee and Herb Trimpe's The Incredible Hulk #112 are up on the all-new, all-identical Double Articulation [Wordpress]</a>. Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-72280553240632876962010-03-07T16:12:00.000-05:002010-03-07T16:12:16.152-05:00Moving Day...Dear friends,<br />
I'm slowly but surely getting back into blogging comics again after a several year absence. To kick things off, <a href="http://doublearticulation.wordpress.com/">I'm moving Double Articulation over to wordpress</a>. Basically because it's about a million times prettier. Hope to see you there! (Things are still very much under construction, but I have a little new content up. Bear with me!)<br />
All best, <br />
JimJim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-87966335250969278442009-09-20T00:00:00.002-04:002009-09-20T00:03:11.569-04:00Tales from the Pull-ListHi there. I hit a grouchy patch for awhile, which corresponded with a general belt-tightening and pull-list shaving. Thinking too precisely about money puts me a foul mood, which I typically seek to allay by setting up a variety of ascetic regimes. These are pleasing for awhile, but then I rebel and gorge myself on cake and comics. ( I know—what vices! ) And I feel better: restored and human. Albeit penniless. But that's what credit is for. And so, I’ve been fattening my pull-list again. <br />
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<b>Green Lantern</b> and <b>Green Lantern Corps.</b> were sustaining me during the lean months, and they are better than ever. The multi-colored lanterns and the war of light are fundamentally silly, but they are being handled so deftly—and wrung for such great melodrama—by Johns and Tomasi that it hardly matters. Johns has an eye for locating the contours of myth within any comic book cliché, and his riff on the color spectrum works splendidly, despite its (so far) somewhat goofy conflation of metaphysical diffraction (the splitting of the “white light” into colors by the “darkness”) with an arbitrary assortment of affects. Like all of Johns’s plotting, the whole event—from the Lovecraftian design of the various corps. to the Biblical allusiveness of the action and the moral tenor of the allegory—seems like a semi-profane Sunday School lesson, which is precisely why I like it. It doesn’t hurt that the entire series of linked books is gorgeously illustrated (and in a relatively consistent style no less) by Ivan Reis, Doug Mahnke, and Patrick Gleason.<br />
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<b>Batman and Robin</b> is my favorite kind of Grant Morrison, and if any character needed a little freshening, it’s Batman. Having Dick assume the cowl was the best thing DC could have done to make the “death” of Batman into something more than a stunt. It completely reinvigorates the icon in a way that doesn’t seem arbitrary, and having Morrison helm it has brought a kind of perverse energy to the series that I’ve felt missing from Batman for a long time. The problem with Batman’s rogues’ gallery for me has long been that none of them are scary anymore, if they ever were. Fear requires a certain amount of novelty, and Morrison is good at inventing frightening things. I found Professor Pyg and his “Dollies” genuinely creep-inducing. Good. More of that, please. <br />
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For the whimsically depraved (which means most of us, I would assume), <b>Secret Six</b> is a gem of a series that has improved since it began. It remains superior to Simone’s still-enjoyable Wonder Woman, though I’m not quite sure why. The Silver Banshee revelation had the quality of all great reveals: the it-was-so-obvious-why-didn’t-I-think-of-that? factor. And the Scandal/Bane pairing is sentimental drivel and insanely hot all at once. (So of course I love it.)<br />
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And then there’s the new <b>Fantastic Four</b> creative team of Jonathan Hickman and my fanboy crush, Dale Eaglesham. Ah, that logo. I’ve been obsessed with it for a week now at least. They’re laying it on pretty thick—the nostalgia trip, I mean. Eaglesham is of course the go-to guy for Norman Rockwellizing your world’s greatest comics magazine. But throw in the Perez-era Fantastic Four logo to boot and you’ve basically lobotomized Mama Roeg’s little boy. He’s in the corner, rocking and hugging himself, crooning softly, wrapped in the cloak time, a far-away smile faintly on his lips as he slips back, fatally, into that golden year, 1977…<br />
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I pulled myself out of my fugue state long enough to give <b>Adventure Comics</b> a try—and I have to admit, it is nicely done. I’m not particularly interested in Superboy, but the Legion “second feature” has whetted my appetite for Paul Levitz’s return to the Legion.<br />
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Those have been the highlights for me lately, though I have also been enjoying <b>The War of Kings</b> over in Marvel’s space books. Anything space-faring drawn by Paul Pelletier is fine by me. I wish I were enjoying the Titans and Outsiders books more. The best of the bunch is <b>Teen Titans</b>, which everyone else seems to hate, but which, for me, has at least developed an aesthetic and a reasonably interesting team. Tomasi’s <b>Outsiders</b> has been a disappointment so far, primarily because it is too focused on missions and not enough on the Outsiders as people outside of the costumes. It hardly needs saying that the adult <b>Titans </b>book is nearly unreadable. Please fix it, DC. (Or perhaps that is what James Robinson is doing with his new<b> JLA</b>. I’m curious about that development…) Finally, I’m reserving judgment of <b>JSA</b>, but, like many, I’m skeptical that anyone can follow Johns on this book, and so far, Willingham has not done anything to make me feel otherwise. <br />
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To be continued.Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-8378430500782449962009-06-02T08:51:00.003-04:002009-06-02T09:01:44.684-04:00The Seventh Coming of Jim Roeg (Maybe)How many times do you have to die and be resurrected to qualify for Jean Grey status?<br /><br />I peeked out of my burrow a few days ago and saw that <a href="http://www.progressiveruin.com/">Mike Sterling</a> has <span style="font-style: italic;">Double Articulation</span> listed as “retired” on his blogroll. My first thought was: wow, Mike Sterling is really organized. I should do that with dead blogs on my link list. Waitaminnit… I’m what?<br /><br />Let’s call it semi-retired—the semi-retirement peculiar to new parents. Kid arrives, castle walls spring up, drawbridge retracts: fortress of solitude. Well, not from the inside, of course. Inside everything’s cake and ice cream. And like the Lady of Shallot’s garret, a little bit squirrely. But it’s okay, because you’re so in love that you don’t notice. Until someone reminds you that the world outside the castle thinks you died. “Retired.” Which, of course, you did. So, here I am again. Blame Mike Sterling!<br /><br />And speaking of blame, it would be easy to blame the kid for my disappearing trick. He is, after all, my new excuse for everything. But that’s not the whole story. Looking at it now, I can’t tell whether my vague disenchantment with comics over the past year was an inevitable side-effect of parenthood or the result of a whole confluence of other things. Was I burnt out by the demands of work and family? You know it. Was this a particularly bad year for comics? I kind of think it was. At the very least the “event fatigue” I’d been fighting finally got the better of me. On the other hand, it was such a good year for me personally, how could the satisfactions of fanboy obsession do anything but pale in comparison? Perhaps I was just getting tired of generating all this chatter, the endless rehearsal of my by now all-too-predictable “opinions.” Is there a blogger out there who doesn’t confront that particular nausea at some point? And let’s be real: <span style="font-style: italic;">Double Articulation</span> had been clawing and gasping its way across the desert with prey-birds circling for at least a year before this most recent “hiatus.”<br /><br />So, what now?<br /><br />To be honest, I’m not sure. I’m feeling contemplative but lazy and not particularly fanboyish these days, though that may change I suppose.<br /><br />I’m buying far fewer comics than I once did. Nostalgia acts, mostly. <span style="font-style: italic;"> Titans</span>. <span style="font-style: italic;"> Outsiders</span>. They’re not particularly good, but 1983 is a harsh mistress and, in any case, I’m not so much reading as clinging to them—in a “these fragments I have shored against my ruins” kind of way, you understand. <span style="font-style: italic;">Green Lantern</span> does a better job than either of these titles at capturing the sense of richness that I, rightly or wrongly, associate with the DC universe of that earlier era, so it has become the “cornerstone” book for me of late. Like many, I admired but did not particularly enjoy <span style="font-style: italic;">Final Crisis</span> and need a break from Morrison’s exhausting delirium. <span style="font-style: italic;">Green Lantern</span> is the cotton candy version of the same thing, so of course I’m wolfing it down. I’m still mostly off Marvel, though I tried the new (old) <span style="font-style: italic;">New Mutants</span>, predictably. Eh. I don’t know. I’ve been rereading Mike W. Barr and Jim Aparo’s magnificent <span style="font-style: italic;">Batman and the Outsiders</span>—what ever happened to comics like THAT?<br /><br />God, I’m grumpy this morning. Back into the burrow, Roeg!Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-47083374132362662492008-06-22T12:33:00.005-04:002008-12-08T17:49:21.828-05:00DCU: State of the Nation<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiro_qQ3aevNn9BTGtivvlzqXoU-bDLfr92LJMi0amW8_GqZbDa2IBJXThTl9hgLyH2Xd6qSzgTuay_yb61HCjhBXsjDlll5oGqK9KKZnMhIdinRdkSserDFcOuqu3iCIng4Ce9Qg/s1600-h/Trinity_1_2_3_800x600.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiro_qQ3aevNn9BTGtivvlzqXoU-bDLfr92LJMi0amW8_GqZbDa2IBJXThTl9hgLyH2Xd6qSzgTuay_yb61HCjhBXsjDlll5oGqK9KKZnMhIdinRdkSserDFcOuqu3iCIng4Ce9Qg/s400/Trinity_1_2_3_800x600.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214749535869222418" border="0" /></a><br />Well, the bloom is off the rose, and the backlash is in full swing.<br /><br />Like the rumors about Joe Quesada’s probable axing following <span style="font-weight: bold;">Civil War</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">One More Day</span>, the <a href="http://io9.com/5016959/dc-comics-heading-for-major-shake+up">recent rumblings</a> about Didio’s post-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Countdown</span> firing are no doubt so much hot air.<br /><br />Still, there are plenty of reasons to hate on DC these days. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Countdown </span>was, without a doubt, the most self-destructive example of corporate greed and editorial incompetence that comicbookland has seen in quite some time. It tore down—week-by-week, with striking symmetry and efficiency—all the good will and fuzzy feelings that <span style="font-weight: bold;">52</span> had built up. So, post-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Countdown</span>, DC was in effect starting from scratch—at least as far as its weekly series was concerned.<br /><br />The good news is that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Trinity </span>rocks. <span style="font-style: italic;">Hard</span>. It’s exactly what I want from a weekly series. Busiek is on his game: the plot is intriguing and clearly going somewhere. The characterization and dialogue are tops. And Mark Bagley’s art is fantastic. I think that this might actually the be the best work I’ve ever seen him do—so energized and polished. The “back-up” stories (though this is the wrong word for what these stories actually are) are effectively interwoven with the main story and yet still feel like a bonus—what a great way of sharing the creative burden of the weekly book without making the art in the main story seem like a jigsaw puzzle for readers. I really like this. Simply put: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Trinity </span>is great comics.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Final Crisis</span>. Well, <span style="font-style: italic;">huh</span>. Looks like Morrison’s series got <a href="http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080609-MorrisonFC01.html">royally screwed over</a> by DC editorial. Is anyone steering this ship? I say we follow Morrison’s advice and just treat <span style="font-weight: bold;">Final Crisis</span> as an extension of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Seven Soldiers</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">52 </span>and forget that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Countdown </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Death of the New Gods</span> ever happened. What a pathetic spectacle; if this were the real world and not the comics industry, someone would actually be fired for this mess.<br /><br />Something else I’d like to forget ever happened is the utterly incompetent relaunch of the Wolfman-Perez <span style="font-weight: bold;">Titans </span>by Winick, Churchill, and Benitez. I won’t beat this dead, rancid, decomposing horse’s carcass any more than I <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-can-never-go-home-again-fanboy.html">already</a> <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/05/torture-continues-with-tiny-dim-flashes.html">have</a> except to say that DC should cancel this shit <span style="font-weight: bold;">RIGHT NOW</span> and give all of us 35-year-old fanboys a chance to get the awful stink out of our noses before trying, once again, to rekindle the old magic at some far off point in the future—hopefully with a creative team that has some idea what they’re doing. Dropped.<br /><br />The other notable ongoing screw-up at DC is the handling of its flagship superhero team. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Justice League of America</span> is a truly awful comic from start to finish. Just everything about it is wrong—starting with the fact that nothing happens (where are the adventures?) and what little does happen always feels underdeveloped or stupid or is just plain confusing. I’ve tried to give this book the benefit of the doubt and have stuck with it for twenty-two issues—much longer than it deserves. As I’ve <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/wake-me-when-final-crisis-starts.html">mentioned before</a>, Dwayne McDuffie (who is good on other things) is at his worst here—though certainly DC’s use of this series to pimp its various other projects has not made McDuffie’ job easy. Thankfully, I don’t need to review the current issue to back up my case because <span style="font-style: italic;">Comic Book Resources</span>’ Timothy Callaghan has already provided <a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=user_review&id=191">the definitive diagnosis</a> of this terminally bad series. Dropped.<br /><br />On a smaller scale, but equally aggravating is the fact that awesome former-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Batman and the Outsiders</span> scribe Chuck Dixon “is no longer employed by DC in any capacity.” I don’t know anything about Dixon as a personality, so who’s to know quite how to take his (totally delicious) innuendo-laden <a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=16815">internet posts</a> about “Jim Shooter.” Talk about a sour-candy treat for fans who are already disgruntled by TPTB at DC. Whether or not Dan Didio is an editorial ogre, it’s the readers who really lost out on this one. Dixon’s departure from <span style="font-weight: bold;">BATO</span> has me in the dumps, because, <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/how-to-relaunch-classic-property.html">as you know</a>, I was loving his take on the relaunch. Drat. I’ll stick with the series for now and hope for the best.<br /><br />Of course, all is not terrible. DC continues to publish some fantastic books, though god help them if Geoff Johns decides to jump ship. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Action Comics</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Green Lantern</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Booster Gold</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Justice Society of America</span> are some of my favorite DC books at the moment—all penned or supervised by the boy wonder. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wonder Woman </span>is also excellent again, finally. <span style="font-weight: bold;">All-Star Superman</span> is in a class by itself. The much-missed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Manhunter</span> is back. And <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nightwing </span>is still being given a satisfying star treatment by Tomasi, Rags, and Kramer. I’m enjoying Shooter’s<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Legion of Superheroes</span> too.<br /><br />Morrison’s <span style="font-weight: bold;">Batman </span>still has me a bit puzzled, but I’m enjoying it more now that R.I.P. has finally begun. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Green Lantern Corps</span> is pretty good as a military adventure book. Tony Bedard’s <span style="font-weight: bold;">Birds of Prey</span> is also okay, but that title is still having trouble soaring beyond the heights it achieved under Simone’s tenure. Speaking of thankless jobs, Bruce Jones’s <span style="font-weight: bold;">Checkmate </span>is…nothing at all like Rucka’s. It’s passably entertaining so far, I guess, but I certainly wouldn’t be buying it if I wasn’t still being carried forward by the momentum of Rucka’s superb run. Jones had better dazzle soon, or this series is toast. People seem to be accepting Mike Norton’s replacement of Cliff Chiang on <span style="font-weight: bold;">Green Arrow/Black Canary</span>, but for me, the change in artists just highlights how little-invested I am in Ollie and Dinah’s quest to find Connor. I’m think I’m done with this one. I’m also done with the awful <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rann-Thanagar Holy War</span>. Just, ugh.<br /><br />Fortunately, there are at least a few things on the horizon to look forward to. I’m psyched about Simone’s new <span style="font-weight: bold;">Secret Six</span> series, obviously. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds</span> looks amazing. I’m optimistic about <span style="font-weight: bold;">Reign in Hell</span>, primarily because of the creative team, not the concept, which doesn’t do much for me. Perhaps, most importantly, there’s <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ambush Bug</span>. After the last year, this series will no doubt be profoundly cathartic.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja9c9Hx_I_Y216qjWeVk2536x2cSqlcnMbH_EdBiPjVSGv6ZNNmMZVxTlxn9wWPTdzcK_PO-42yXD5gL4kp2kjp3U9XpDJHupw5iTR4AnhwDWphhFVQl-h_z_6sYG7sD2VTijZ0g/s1600-h/abug-unvictorious.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja9c9Hx_I_Y216qjWeVk2536x2cSqlcnMbH_EdBiPjVSGv6ZNNmMZVxTlxn9wWPTdzcK_PO-42yXD5gL4kp2kjp3U9XpDJHupw5iTR4AnhwDWphhFVQl-h_z_6sYG7sD2VTijZ0g/s400/abug-unvictorious.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214753088892802178" border="0" /></a>Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-74414425687596061462008-06-18T18:21:00.004-04:002008-12-08T17:49:22.107-05:00I (Heart) Hergé<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhts0nTDv96fsWfun4sLUB9brIKyJhzvVY5Q0JSrLzcFQFCA_auq1bPdIrkbGgo9zX_kax_KXJLgcrx8i2RIP_dXLYMQKfvB6NgN9YILqLoqMdrI4VJSJnvoRpjw7oYMuDK-xNo7Q/s1600-h/Rocket.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhts0nTDv96fsWfun4sLUB9brIKyJhzvVY5Q0JSrLzcFQFCA_auq1bPdIrkbGgo9zX_kax_KXJLgcrx8i2RIP_dXLYMQKfvB6NgN9YILqLoqMdrI4VJSJnvoRpjw7oYMuDK-xNo7Q/s400/Rocket.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213352190004451138" border="0" /></a><br />Sorry to have disappeared there for a time, dear readers. I'm totally immersed in "real life" these days--work, family, you know the drill. I have, however, recently written a little piece about Tintin for Blog@Newsarama's summer feature, "I (Heart) Comics!" The essay, which <span style="font-style: italic;">begins </span>to describe my infatuation with Tintin, is called <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/06/18/i-%e2%99%a5-herge/">I (Heart) Hergé</a>.<br /><br />More new content soon.Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-611100801435463862008-05-16T12:21:00.008-04:002008-12-08T17:49:23.230-05:00The Torture Continues (with tiny, dim flashes of respite)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAmzsDWFU6KYQPwGkVvjotdRbbA8g-Deh7_0j6lgQZav1tBmKHrXWN-hSSFPpwlUBbqXilf1o-aclwdzpe_pcwhZed8oAEsju9VhbePDXDP5-3dshZ4puuAyn1rqm7r-vHz4bXMQ/s1600-h/Trigon.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAmzsDWFU6KYQPwGkVvjotdRbbA8g-Deh7_0j6lgQZav1tBmKHrXWN-hSSFPpwlUBbqXilf1o-aclwdzpe_pcwhZed8oAEsju9VhbePDXDP5-3dshZ4puuAyn1rqm7r-vHz4bXMQ/s400/Trigon.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201018227407676626" border="0" /></a><br />Hello, gang. It's time once again for my monthy hissy fit.<br /><br />Well, it was better than the <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-can-never-go-home-again-fanboy.html">first</a> issue, for whatever <span style="font-style: italic;">that's</span> worth. We get the reintroduction of a weakened Trigon, a bit of warmed over team banter, more of the awful awful new version of Raven (Geoff Johns's <span style="font-style: italic;">worst </span>idea ever), and a reveal about (spoilers) Trigon's <span style="font-style: italic;">other </span>child.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXN-988Y4gcCLI1X36mmzgPHJ8XVkNmxICtkGTfLM5QOeSvtVU8Gx1udaFzHiT6a1zQJYW4d2hd-i3vhWoUmv8pVBqXVbPA9-cBQu9duyh14F6yw5z5eO0AEkqUIn3WFKCCPROcA/s1600-h/scan0008.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXN-988Y4gcCLI1X36mmzgPHJ8XVkNmxICtkGTfLM5QOeSvtVU8Gx1udaFzHiT6a1zQJYW4d2hd-i3vhWoUmv8pVBqXVbPA9-cBQu9duyh14F6yw5z5eO0AEkqUIn3WFKCCPROcA/s400/scan0008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201018979026953442" border="0" /></a><br />The best parts of the issue (if you could somehow mentally block out Raven's painful dialogue and costume) were the scenes revealing Trigon as a sort of Ozymandias figure, languishing in a desert realm where he is recovering from wounds inflicted by "a thousand armies." This may have something to do with the forthcoming <span style="font-style: italic;">Reign in Hell </span>event, or it may not. Either way, it looked nice, thanks to guest artist Joe Benitez. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhExXPXTu-F8XaefB1jLt_LmrKutn7Ha4CvM5r34BIoSBtm4kl2ddZBlR79nKOVtyr2rHkm8ChGC_y0zvYwOjYmNhImjFNl0rC1PRP0NGN_UGobJpAJkOGkvAvpTPJlJy-bO5zXdQ/s1600-h/scan0010.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhExXPXTu-F8XaefB1jLt_LmrKutn7Ha4CvM5r34BIoSBtm4kl2ddZBlR79nKOVtyr2rHkm8ChGC_y0zvYwOjYmNhImjFNl0rC1PRP0NGN_UGobJpAJkOGkvAvpTPJlJy-bO5zXdQ/s400/scan0010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201021233884783858" border="0" /></a><br />If only he drew the Titans themselves as well as he drew Trigon. Visually, what we have in this issue is a strange mash-up of almost Vertigoesque fanatsy art in the Trigon sequences and the kind of Image comics-inspired take on superhero firgures that leaves me cold. It's really beyond me why TPTB insist on pitching what is essentially a nostalgia book for 35-year-old fans to a much younger demographic by assigning flashy artists that kids today seem, for some reason, to dig. Bah!<br /><br />(That creak you just heard? My rocking chair. Or was it my artificial hip? Oop! Mind the oxygen tank, young whippersnappers!)Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-65183176328291499272008-05-06T17:49:00.008-04:002008-12-08T17:49:23.819-05:00On Reading Out of TimeSo, I was sitting in Tim Horton's this morning reading a paperback copy of Mordecai Richler's <span style="font-style: italic;">Cocksure</span>.<br /><br />It was a new Tim Horton's for me, in a different part of the city, because I had taken the kid for a <span>long</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>walk to let his mother sleep. I like Tim Horton's, whatever one might say about the coffee. And--if you're a self-involved, slightly full-of-himself new dad on the a.m. stroller circuit who expects the entire world to fall on its knees to pay homage to the kid as you pass because, obviously, it's never seen a grown man with a baby before--Tim Horton's is a fun place to go. The counter staff always seem genuinely interested in checking the kid for cuteness, unlike Starbucks, where 90% of the employees look grim, or too cool for this shiz, and won't even smile at you, much less at your carriage.<br /><br />So, yes, I'm sitting in Tim Horton's, reading <span style="font-style: italic;">Cocksure</span>, enjoying hot black coffee in a paper cup, with the kid (<span style="font-style: italic;">my</span> kid!) beside me, aware that I will probably only make it through about two of Richler's very short chapters before his nibs tires of the beautiful expensive baby toy that was a gift from his grandparents and needs me to furnish him a rice cookie or a bottle or a funny face, any of which--all of which--I would and do, willingly, immediately, gratefully. And that's how many chapters I get though, too. Exactly two--the first two--on this beautiful perfect sundazzled morning.<br /><br />And, while I'm putting my book away, in the diaper bag, and pulling out a package of Baby Mum-Mums that I opened yesterday, in a different coffee shop, somewhere else in the city, because it still has half a cookie in it, and handing it to this little boy who is sitting in the stroller beside me, his arms taut and quivering with excitement about the rice cookie that I'm placing in his hands, I think: this is the most fun I've had reading a book in quite a long while.<br /><br />It isn't that <span style="font-style: italic;">Cocksure</span> is such a great novel. It's entertaining. It does the Richler thing, but with a little extra weirdness, which I appreciate. The reason I enjoyed those two chapters so thoroughly had more to do with the snug fit between that particular book and the little fatherly reverie I had going in Tim Horton's there. It mattered, it occurred to me, that I was reading an old paperback copy of the novel. This one:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-ABBVfxBeO6aXav23UyoesxSkIYtcyIxwOBta06sfjvSOnFhQfp1Il-mizYnixYzZWLPZIi4Y4T1hfiWgesr9xQVkW2yu7UOS4qHb89HYsWPWzca5sT17EKIVzmKSRKS51je27w/s1600-h/Mordecai+Richler+-+Cocksure+-+Bantam.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-ABBVfxBeO6aXav23UyoesxSkIYtcyIxwOBta06sfjvSOnFhQfp1Il-mizYnixYzZWLPZIi4Y4T1hfiWgesr9xQVkW2yu7UOS4qHb89HYsWPWzca5sT17EKIVzmKSRKS51je27w/s400/Mordecai+Richler+-+Cocksure+-+Bantam.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197414203797490370" border="0" /></a><br />The third printing of the Bantam Edition (1969, twice; 1976) of a novel originally published in 1968. Just look at that cover. And those puffs! This isn't a book, it's a time machine. I loved it before I even cracked the spine. The page edges are yellow of course. You know how they smell. And the size. It's literally a "pocket" book--which is the size that all fiction should be. Little wonder that, reading a book published shortly before I was born, in an edition published shortly after I was born, in a coffee shop with an attitude that feels like 1972, sitting now with my son, soaking it <span style="font-style: italic;">all</span> in, I would find so much pleasure in the old, dirty pocketbook. This is what it feels like to dwell, for a little while, out of time.<br /><br />And on my way home, after the kid had been fed, and cuddled, and cooed over (this last, by the ladies behind the counter), I got to thinking. When, exactly, did the old pocketbook die?<br /><br />Whoever masterminded the publishing industry's shift from pocketbooks to trade paperbacks has a lot to answer for. Why on earth would I want to read an ugly oversized copy of a novel and pay twice the price for my trouble? McClelland & Stewart's New Canadian Library--which for years has been one of the holdouts, publishing attractive, cheap, pocketbook-sized editions of classic Canadian works--has just this year begun to shift into publishing trade-sized books and charging double what they used to.<br /><br />Yes, yes, I know why it happened--or some version of the story, anyway. No one was buying books, the internets attacked, or videogames did, or tv, or something, and how could the industry save itself except by charging us double and turning every paperback on the shelves into a dreary-looking Oprah's Book Club clone with a photo cover of daisies, or food, or a soft focus picture of a human figure running through a field?<br /><br />Sometimes, when I'm desperate, or forget how it is, I walk into Coles and just stare at the wall of fiction, searching vainly for something that I won't feel embarassed to pick up, something that doesn't look like it's been processed by Martha Stewart's marketing hacks. And, yes, I realize that there is a terribly gendered dichotomy emerging in my little rant, here, which makes it doubly atrocious that <span style="font-style: italic;">Cocksure </span>is my example of the lost greatness of the pocket paperback.<br /><br />But it's too late to go back and start over now. Sometimes, the chips just have to fall where they fall, and if that means running a "shocking, disgusting, scatological, dirty, clever, near-pornographic, funny, embarrassing, nauseating, bewildering, cynical, uninhibited, unruly, unabashed, and very interesting" bit of macho late-sixties provocation up the flagpole to flip the bird to the crummy state of today's precious trade-dress for popular fiction, well, sometimes that's just what it means, true believers.Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-33070593053150899212008-05-05T08:58:00.015-04:002008-12-08T17:49:26.827-05:00Alpha Flight: The Movie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTss9fKaePwFb9OuHcuK_1vgJkzxPExYXJC57sphs1ZoMZxAp_yW3AvvsE72HyOO5t6S07JedyNuFI878EigpzmCQzehoU1xWAOFwx6rioPPHESF3y2-mdD71vRGB3xYZ29KdyPg/s1600-h/Alpha+Flight+-+The+Movie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTss9fKaePwFb9OuHcuK_1vgJkzxPExYXJC57sphs1ZoMZxAp_yW3AvvsE72HyOO5t6S07JedyNuFI878EigpzmCQzehoU1xWAOFwx6rioPPHESF3y2-mdD71vRGB3xYZ29KdyPg/s400/Alpha+Flight+-+The+Movie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196879871211162098" border="0" /></a>Here I was, all ready to get some real work done, and then, who comes along, but that insidious tempter and ne'er-do-well <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/snowbird-in-house.html?showComment=1209813840000#c624017024488686913">plok</a>!<br /><br />Never one to back down from a challenge, I've assembled the players (all have signed on for three films, 'natch). Yes, there was some arm-twisting involved, but Canucks Fillion and Polley were gung-ho and gave a hard-sell to some of the holdouts (you can guess who they were). The first film would obviously be some radically abbreviated version of Byrne's first twelve or fifteen issues, culminating in Mac's death and hinting at Heather's assumption of his role as team leader. Because there are so many characters to introduce and assemble, and so much conflict internal to the team already, the villainy in the first film would have to be minimal, and probably linked in some way to nefarious doings at Department H. (Tundra: the government's secret plan to transform the fabled Canadian wilderness into a megaweapon to protect Canadian interests in the north?) The second and third films... Well, there's a lot to play with in this toybox, isn't there?<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Guardian_%28James_Hudson%29">Guardian</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (James Hudson) - Nathan Fillion</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgElGOs_WX519Yvuqk1ZoDCOZI8VhfMNsRBYa1jPGynCzg4RQRdFHaFTioe9VgtHb4joG_Kk_58zXZeNh67smICIs1KiXGYBAgEcj7t1klO8pymg4nOUGYxh0pQhJhcaba9Bls-7A/s1600-h/Nathan+Fillion+as+Guardian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgElGOs_WX519Yvuqk1ZoDCOZI8VhfMNsRBYa1jPGynCzg4RQRdFHaFTioe9VgtHb4joG_Kk_58zXZeNh67smICIs1KiXGYBAgEcj7t1klO8pymg4nOUGYxh0pQhJhcaba9Bls-7A/s400/Nathan+Fillion+as+Guardian.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196885982949624450" border="0" /></a><br />Who else? Already a Captain, my Captain. And dig the red scarf!<br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Vindicator"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br />Heather McNeil</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> - Sarah Polley</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaqY_xG40c4A1rgTfrhGQ38pCn8e_0u4SSybjbFd0jEk_2P3ykd603EEEd0cwITLNktCDvhnZ_lIWulFdmCI-SwUSZahPk5JNt6F51SzmehHbR1dXNb_Ex5oEDIlXD00c-4xMrOg/s1600-h/Sarah+Polley+as+Vindicator.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaqY_xG40c4A1rgTfrhGQ38pCn8e_0u4SSybjbFd0jEk_2P3ykd603EEEd0cwITLNktCDvhnZ_lIWulFdmCI-SwUSZahPk5JNt6F51SzmehHbR1dXNb_Ex5oEDIlXD00c-4xMrOg/s400/Sarah+Polley+as+Vindicator.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196885480438450786" border="0" /></a><br />The most difficult role to cast, since she must be both sexy and nerdy, a background player and also a lead. Yoiks! Polley could do it, though.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Sasquatch_%28Walter_Langkowski%29">Sasquatch</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (Walter Langkowski) - Russell Crowe</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzrGJWi6aTQ2Lz66N-RWimMWYh4-nMN0k6JxM9JepW3D2uVGDfH1e95hdJtTQKyYd3pVYupmmMSLAH5AYmMs7HpAhIT4HBkZadfQ84RIt5tgJomvoeCu3buvdDniUxvP1rV3M4DQ/s1600-h/Russell+Crowe+as+Sasquatch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzrGJWi6aTQ2Lz66N-RWimMWYh4-nMN0k6JxM9JepW3D2uVGDfH1e95hdJtTQKyYd3pVYupmmMSLAH5AYmMs7HpAhIT4HBkZadfQ84RIt5tgJomvoeCu3buvdDniUxvP1rV3M4DQ/s400/Russell+Crowe+as+Sasquatch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196885287164922450" border="0" /></a><br />Crowe has already played the brainy/hunky scientist role with aplomb. Bonus: no special effects needed for the Sasquatch "transformation." His romance with Liv Tyler's Aurora would rival the Jackman/Janssen chemistry in the X-Men films.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Snowbird">Snowbird</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (Narya/Anne McKenzie) - Tilda Swinton</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLuQhtO9FsjfeF9a4_Sr6WkUGdD70R-HR3HUDWWQTCBuxNG_lASy9CL9pUmIIHXOu1w0UdOOr47uMbBu6DKj2oS6EQMS8Hqk81txTIhyLJTNZgbk1QmptsvD94Wm9Ncytv6Mvbcw/s1600-h/Tilda+Swinton+as+Snowbird.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLuQhtO9FsjfeF9a4_Sr6WkUGdD70R-HR3HUDWWQTCBuxNG_lASy9CL9pUmIIHXOu1w0UdOOr47uMbBu6DKj2oS6EQMS8Hqk81txTIhyLJTNZgbk1QmptsvD94Wm9Ncytv6Mvbcw/s400/Tilda+Swinton+as+Snowbird.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196884406696626690" border="0" /></a><br />To my mind, the only other actor in the running is Uma Thurman, but I like Swinton's unearthly beauty better for Inuit demi-goddess, Snowbird.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Puck_%28Eugene_Judd%29">Puck</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (Eugene Judd) - Peter Dinklage</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAPtSksqbqX-grdKVD0KnGDIBIilMLgUYjQUh7FKfPjrmNRo_ZB7vhai9iOrb5OGcbOazz8Tq2PwDgCe-YLZbjKl-F893jm95fbUznZo1BKQHOBUnKY2NFTT1NNYlnTR53l8zKGw/s1600-h/Peter+Dinklage+as+Puck.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAPtSksqbqX-grdKVD0KnGDIBIilMLgUYjQUh7FKfPjrmNRo_ZB7vhai9iOrb5OGcbOazz8Tq2PwDgCe-YLZbjKl-F893jm95fbUznZo1BKQHOBUnKY2NFTT1NNYlnTR53l8zKGw/s400/Peter+Dinklage+as+Puck.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196884634329893394" border="0" /></a><br />Dinklage broke out in <span style="font-style: italic;">The Station Agent</span>; as Puck, he'd become a household name. And an action figure.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Shaman_%28Michael_Twoyoungmen%29">Shaman</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (Michael Twoyoungmen) - Michael Spears<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyb_bxZxKbdN_R1T5Yl4jEBS4JWsAf_Y3yZelIqi33_vXe_MiOPj_XxiUVaBUpXrk6CON8Bwu67b2gm8e5xq77tcJTFPDDSJubtr8DJgP1ZJHE1XK94Am7KZ0DEzp0tUW4wdSu0w/s1600-h/Michael+Spears+as+Shaman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyb_bxZxKbdN_R1T5Yl4jEBS4JWsAf_Y3yZelIqi33_vXe_MiOPj_XxiUVaBUpXrk6CON8Bwu67b2gm8e5xq77tcJTFPDDSJubtr8DJgP1ZJHE1XK94Am7KZ0DEzp0tUW4wdSu0w/s400/Michael+Spears+as+Shaman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196886219172825746" border="0" /></a></span><span><br />This <span style="font-style: italic;">Dances With Wolves</span> actor certainly <a href="http://www.michaelspearsactor.com/">has the look</a> of a First Nations superhero. A bit young to be Talisman's father, but hey...it's the movies.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talisman_%28comics%29">Talisman</a> (Elizabeth Twoyoungmen) - Q'Orianka Kilcher<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE7zMl7decX2JusCLGGwxe2Mkg0e-uKi1M1umLlRfY83VM66FgSMRrPfslOvlNP3AEr8S5iFowqcwHGsYXo2s8zL8ZBUBmo9zVl_jSi253B8BfymM4-lbug74cCWsZCNt8QjckpA/s1600-h/Q'Orianka+Kilcher+as+Talisman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE7zMl7decX2JusCLGGwxe2Mkg0e-uKi1M1umLlRfY83VM66FgSMRrPfslOvlNP3AEr8S5iFowqcwHGsYXo2s8zL8ZBUBmo9zVl_jSi253B8BfymM4-lbug74cCWsZCNt8QjckpA/s400/Q'Orianka+Kilcher+as+Talisman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196885622172371570" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The New World</span> star Kilcher (she played Pocahontas opposite Colin Farrell) would make a great Talisman, I think. Only a minor role in this film, but would become a bigger player in future installments of the series.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Northstar">Northstar</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (Jean-Paul Beaubier) - Gaspard Ulliel</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZjQdRNDUh1K2a18Rs-PFtGLV3xaVhdDGLFyr8NEvGARhe3HcCqPRbODg0QcXNVLQTbcQoOOL11ygf7y2wj_d4ge4MrQFlu_LtDeyr3cnSzF2Y67D0twxik-vTpl78CJ2QQumAkg/s1600-h/Gaspard+Ulliel+as+Northstar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZjQdRNDUh1K2a18Rs-PFtGLV3xaVhdDGLFyr8NEvGARhe3HcCqPRbODg0QcXNVLQTbcQoOOL11ygf7y2wj_d4ge4MrQFlu_LtDeyr3cnSzF2Y67D0twxik-vTpl78CJ2QQumAkg/s400/Gaspard+Ulliel+as+Northstar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196884956452440626" border="0" /></a><br />My criteria were: French pretty-boy who looks like an elf. Success, no?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Aurora">Aurora</a> (Jeanne-Marie Beaubier) - Liv Tyler</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqyQIgNM_h3HoNa-jkzaO3HyFXd1ytbX2qcXImOAXNEJAbD_UxKmTh7hmVoVhrawozzpZzamSuPHisZFfbyuGzdghxsZWwGUQNpxtGi9dXn6TbqvEbOpKLaL4NKc22AJPgfRapRw/s1600-h/Liv+Tyler+as+Aurora.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqyQIgNM_h3HoNa-jkzaO3HyFXd1ytbX2qcXImOAXNEJAbD_UxKmTh7hmVoVhrawozzpZzamSuPHisZFfbyuGzdghxsZWwGUQNpxtGi9dXn6TbqvEbOpKLaL4NKc22AJPgfRapRw/s400/Liv+Tyler+as+Aurora.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196885132546099778" border="0" /></a><br />Okay, so she's not French, but she's gorgeous enough to fake it. Picture her as the stern Jeanne-Marie, hair up in a bun, librarian glasses. Then... Um, moving on.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.marvel.com/universe/Marrina">Marrina</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (Marrina Smallwood) - Christina Ricci</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3LgnJIVv1VFFZ7M-P8wFMc9mOJNWVh36yUSxp3mEX6ZQOo1lhbZ7yBRRzsi7me3d-Ty09YSDhAp0hZL-Vn-QQ4fu1dNYd1x2KSmGMvstJsZsr5oA5pdQhR-fWDXI-PHKHIyjKXg/s1600-h/Christina+Ricci+as+Marrina.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3LgnJIVv1VFFZ7M-P8wFMc9mOJNWVh36yUSxp3mEX6ZQOo1lhbZ7yBRRzsi7me3d-Ty09YSDhAp0hZL-Vn-QQ4fu1dNYd1x2KSmGMvstJsZsr5oA5pdQhR-fWDXI-PHKHIyjKXg/s400/Christina+Ricci+as+Marrina.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196884806128585250" border="0" /></a><br />I was really stumped by Marrina until I found this picture of Ricci. The round face and big eyes have it, I think. A little yellow-tinting and CGI'd gills, and there you have it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">[Updated]</span><br /><br />Duh. And how could I forget? Special appearance by...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/w/wolverine.htm">Wolverine</a> - Hugh Jackman<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_Aj7c6haq5u0CratpzlpegnBXZpSaBxei1B8F93EIqYvCD8BrCmXA4_wpZApb3LjprpnzFauc_VG_NJMXIyHrM65QZ3Ju2jwfEgv-GwtXCJ0ddbhKHOgJpxzQkZcMFnytD2MbXw/s1600-h/Hugh+Jackman+as+Wolverine.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_Aj7c6haq5u0CratpzlpegnBXZpSaBxei1B8F93EIqYvCD8BrCmXA4_wpZApb3LjprpnzFauc_VG_NJMXIyHrM65QZ3Ju2jwfEgv-GwtXCJ0ddbhKHOgJpxzQkZcMFnytD2MbXw/s400/Hugh+Jackman+as+Wolverine.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196911078443535026" border="0" /></a>Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-44669446926110986812008-05-02T11:12:00.006-04:002008-12-08T17:49:27.512-05:00Carey's X-Men, Claremont's Legacy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRkDmn_0vPE12hzpFoQkJQWtvEzdVq8ysQZcz3dNVJIuZk9TjYmOyF9LmFSXjoU56skFewzVebD9JNpVjOtu059Fycg94lm-oPSGbsKbHdpOLzvPrsWjcsJ6Zu7ZwPU3WJULO88g/s1600-h/Rogue+Heads+for+the+Desert.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRkDmn_0vPE12hzpFoQkJQWtvEzdVq8ysQZcz3dNVJIuZk9TjYmOyF9LmFSXjoU56skFewzVebD9JNpVjOtu059Fycg94lm-oPSGbsKbHdpOLzvPrsWjcsJ6Zu7ZwPU3WJULO88g/s400/Rogue+Heads+for+the+Desert.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195808298345646514" border="0" /></a>Is it wrong to be enjoying <span style="font-weight: bold;">X:Men: Legacy</span> so much? Mike Carey is doing a great job of capturing the classic (good) Claremont feel of the X-Men, minus the mannered dialogue. Scot Eaton is a good regular penciler for the series. And if you squint, you can imagine what those supplementary pages by Gred Land would look like if they had been drawn by, say, John Romita Jr. Two outta three ain't bad, folks! <br /><br />Sure, <span style="font-style: italic;">X-Men: Legacy</span> #3 was a bit thin on story from one perspective, but Xavier's defeat (or escape from) Exodus's psychic guilt-trip hit all the right buttons--especially on that last page where Xavier walks away from Eric and Karima (and us) speaking with melancholy optimism about failure and second chances--a moral which felt like it had been beamed directly out of Claremont's brain sometime in the mid-eighties.<br /><br />And then, for a treat, Carey gives us two epilogues--an ominous one featuring the Hellfire Club and another featuring Rogue, riding into the Australian desert. Why is it that the X-Men always head for the desert? And why does it feel so good when they do? Something about frontiers and outlaws, I suppose. The wonderful thing about the X-Men, when it's good, is how generically malleable it is. It plays as a Western--it really does. And as science fiction. And as Regency Gothic, etc. I'm dying to see where this book goes and hoping, fervently, that it sticks with its premise of examining the interconnections of X-past and X-present for a long time to come.<br /><br />Now, can we please just dispense with Greg Land and his writhing, airbrushed ladies?Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-47525361186787730412008-05-01T13:14:00.001-04:002008-12-08T17:49:27.628-05:00Teaser Wall Showdown<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4MJt2fEcsgambrfJt82x3uhpZUBGMikjIWBib3ZJeyC_Uqy3uUj4s7epERA4CWv0RaWXtWTntvAGt-TnMQwQFzuZjKDOy8Rvmhc_QK-T2FB5-7XK8AjnZ4sbS67JmtpoE19NO2g/s1600-h/Teaser+Wall+Showdown.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4MJt2fEcsgambrfJt82x3uhpZUBGMikjIWBib3ZJeyC_Uqy3uUj4s7epERA4CWv0RaWXtWTntvAGt-TnMQwQFzuZjKDOy8Rvmhc_QK-T2FB5-7XK8AjnZ4sbS67JmtpoE19NO2g/s400/Teaser+Wall+Showdown.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195459276418271650" border="0" /></a>Discuss.Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-57420124905973005982008-04-30T22:48:00.013-04:002008-12-08T17:49:28.426-05:00Massachusetts Academy: The X-Men/American Idol Mash-Up Continues<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp9UIPw3MVpqZJtZexZzGSwj5lBJfLCF7t7rCwP-06cTlsDhLA5JuoaVYpbapAQoCUkPYbRhqYOpmVn9FSom31oQN-8CEUiM0jF_2dfr52TmlUtA9BY-ji7GxSNideggr8La6obA/s1600-h/Massachusetts+Academy+-+The+Series.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp9UIPw3MVpqZJtZexZzGSwj5lBJfLCF7t7rCwP-06cTlsDhLA5JuoaVYpbapAQoCUkPYbRhqYOpmVn9FSom31oQN-8CEUiM0jF_2dfr52TmlUtA9BY-ji7GxSNideggr8La6obA/s400/Massachusetts+Academy+-+The+Series.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195241525871331634" border="0" /></a><br />God help me, <a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/young-x-men-starring-top-six-of.html">there’s more</a>.<br /><br />In honor of what may just be <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/30/american-idol-trainwreck_n_99348.html">the most hilarious fuck up in reality TV history</a> this past Tuesday, I humbly present the retrograde FOX TV series that picks up where American Idol's Young X-Men film leaves off and stars the bottom six of the singing competition's top twelve.<br /><br />Delirious over the hit film, but starved for a concept, FOX executives scoured the network’s vaults for failed projects and half-remembered pilots that could be dusted off and polished up anew. And then they found <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=s70h5BKCHxE&feature=related">this</a>.<br /><br />Almost overnight, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Massachusetts Academy: The Series</span> was rushed into production, helmed by <span style="font-style: italic;">90210</span> wizard Darren Star and a mass of jelly in a mineral bath rumored to be the cloned brain of Joss Whedon, grown by FOX’s ultrasecret Superscience Division from DNA left behind after the <span style="font-style: italic;">Firefly</span> debacle.<br /><br />This is what we know: Following the near-victory of Apocalypse and his four horsemen over the neophyte Young X-Men in the Fox-Marvel film, a mysterious rival group of young mutants gathers at the elite Massachusetts Academy, now run by the last living representative of a previous generation of X-Men: the X-Man known as...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amanda Overmyer – Rogue</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNTzb9CMPZw6V1AWk9m6PWPs3DF6zyWZvELHG81PR2PpXazegsNbs6GLzmAE2mjE1nAxVJYpINjiNNPvbvmSVmVVIk5XWk3nwo1GZGSGLFQqXper5fdfc_vkZsA9pRQLla1ZcKbA/s1600-h/Amanda+Overmyer+as+Rogue.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNTzb9CMPZw6V1AWk9m6PWPs3DF6zyWZvELHG81PR2PpXazegsNbs6GLzmAE2mjE1nAxVJYpINjiNNPvbvmSVmVVIk5XWk3nwo1GZGSGLFQqXper5fdfc_vkZsA9pRQLla1ZcKbA/s400/Amanda+Overmyer+as+Rogue.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195242479354071378" border="0" /></a>Escaping from Skrull captivity in the early days of the Secret Invasion, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_%28comics%29">Rogue</a> tracked down and killed her Skrull impersonator. Then, fed up with the angst and turmoil of life with the X-Men, she revved up her Harley and made for the open road. In the wake of the recent Apocalypse fiasco, which was badly bungled by the Young X-Men, she reappeared as Headmistress of the Massachusetts Academy, hoping to train a new, more disciplined generation of mutant superheroes. How? By putting her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellions">New Hellions</a> through mutant boot-camp from hell... You think you know pain, Shu-gah? Honey-chile, you ain't seen nuthin' yet!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chikezie – Cloak</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUvFM95Kx7x-RpW-dSDkhHKZCky23QKrnyybpb20PlUPtBU2PKuZc2kiNs-GVrq5Tf8du8tuFFhSjpoq80fVkezp8-qD6328lJBXhlnuk09y5oD8XjvlMEd50wuERk80MDlxw5xg/s1600-h/Chikezie+as+Cloak.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUvFM95Kx7x-RpW-dSDkhHKZCky23QKrnyybpb20PlUPtBU2PKuZc2kiNs-GVrq5Tf8du8tuFFhSjpoq80fVkezp8-qD6328lJBXhlnuk09y5oD8XjvlMEd50wuERk80MDlxw5xg/s400/Chikezie+as+Cloak.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195242715577272674" border="0" /></a>Son of the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloak_and_Dagger_%28comics%29">Cloak and Dagger</a> and field leader of the New Hellions, Cloak’s mutant connection to the Darkforce Dimension is both a blessing and a curse. A brooding presence, Cloak is haunted by the tragic ending of his parents’ partnership and obsessed with finding his own Dagger. Despite a flirtation with team member Jubilee, Cloak also nurses a secret crush on the Young X-Man Dazzler, whose light-based powers exert a similar attraction.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kristy Lee Cook – Husk</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLcIhOh5WKiZGZxInl92PhTq5phFQIGvKOe0P_gNNMTfthrQXcHg-g2w0M3pBlrUwRB4pA5VpcI1xZbox_5mk_yxtedHAglteRflVORZMKzlfi_YlJcrAQeMDWtAFPDk0VjeeKnQ/s1600-h/Kristy+Lee+Cook+as+Husk.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLcIhOh5WKiZGZxInl92PhTq5phFQIGvKOe0P_gNNMTfthrQXcHg-g2w0M3pBlrUwRB4pA5VpcI1xZbox_5mk_yxtedHAglteRflVORZMKzlfi_YlJcrAQeMDWtAFPDk0VjeeKnQ/s400/Kristy+Lee+Cook+as+Husk.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243140779035026" border="0" /></a>Tough, serious, and smart, Paige Guthrie II is the youngest of the Guthries’ seventeen children. She is named after her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husk_%28comics%29">older sister</a>—a former X-Man and member of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_X_%28comics%29">Generation X</a> who perished giving birth to Young X-Man, Angel. (Although they are nearly the same age, Angel is Husk’s nephew.) Like her older sister, country girl Husk is able to shed her skin at will, revealing a second skin, composed of entirely new material underneath: iron, flint, steel, adamantium, you name it. Recently plagued by excruciating headaches and visions of riding a winged horse in the realm of Norse gods, Husk begins to fear that she has been marked, like former New Mutant <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Moonstar">Danielle Moonstar</a>, to become an Asgardian Valkyrie.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ramiele Malubay – Jubilee</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNZxnnwN5a6UALcqpP2Iwv7Y79cc_XOhUyUk3352tXR8k4Ztv-N-deL-GSlXX6D1kNuWSP-0oSHyRUA6I7q96_saD-J3NsEWO2wnO8rFN4KD06W-shmdIpj647Lm1KXUREYv0UoA/s1600-h/Ramiele+Malubay+as+Jubilee.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNZxnnwN5a6UALcqpP2Iwv7Y79cc_XOhUyUk3352tXR8k4Ztv-N-deL-GSlXX6D1kNuWSP-0oSHyRUA6I7q96_saD-J3NsEWO2wnO8rFN4KD06W-shmdIpj647Lm1KXUREYv0UoA/s400/Ramiele+Malubay+as+Jubilee.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243007635048834" border="0" /></a>Unrelated to the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_%28comics%29">Jubilee</a>, this mischievous firecracker and karaoke machine hog is a time-lost X-Man from another reality who spent most of her adolescence shopping and dimension-hopping with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exiles_%28Marvel_Comics%29">New Exiles</a> until <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabretooth_%28comics%29">Sabretooth</a> “accidentally” left her behind in this reality—literally dropping her on Rogue’s doorstep. Flirts with all the boys, and humors Cloak, but has a major crush on Young X-Man, Wolverine. Like, OMG...!!! MAJOR!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">David Hernandez – Rictor </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMtBkLdtZ84ahF4M8qjSNzzHxBF1VzZ0IkRaHFRoLDHwKO-4ZIGpC0yb8H5JDO8yTecH2rVVD38ZKuSMhPnYbh72wbZ5hSsZcuBfbMylAekXh7p5JgLceBb-H_MHArIGwxb7qrzQ/s1600-h/David+Hernandez+as+Rictor.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMtBkLdtZ84ahF4M8qjSNzzHxBF1VzZ0IkRaHFRoLDHwKO-4ZIGpC0yb8H5JDO8yTecH2rVVD38ZKuSMhPnYbh72wbZ5hSsZcuBfbMylAekXh7p5JgLceBb-H_MHArIGwxb7qrzQ/s400/David+Hernandez+as+Rictor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195242865901128050" border="0" /></a>The party animal of the group, Rictor is the genetic son of gay parents: the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rictor">Rictor</a> and his partner <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shatterstar">Shatterstar</a>, a neat trick made possible thanks to the genetic manipulations of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_%28comics%29">Mojo</a>'s minion <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_%28comics%29">Spiral</a> and her Body Shoppe. Unbeknownst to him, Spiral is planning a coup and plans to use young Rictor to achieve her victory over the villainous alien television executive Mojo by activating cybernetic controls that she implanted in Rictor’s body when he was just an infant.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Michael Johns – Chamber </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkFMJyNaziQ4cNXc2T7jqJ33sKdfN2av_UlRb4jTEXtHN65dmuGdsYvRUBByHQPAP-6jLpRQ4_BSDak6tLhKf0fEafeuxLp-wes_YhyphenhyphenYBwqAwJoDo1QG77hRx-1VX-FjrRat86lw/s1600-h/Michael+Johns+as+Chamber.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkFMJyNaziQ4cNXc2T7jqJ33sKdfN2av_UlRb4jTEXtHN65dmuGdsYvRUBByHQPAP-6jLpRQ4_BSDak6tLhKf0fEafeuxLp-wes_YhyphenhyphenYBwqAwJoDo1QG77hRx-1VX-FjrRat86lw/s400/Michael+Johns+as+Chamber.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195242131461720386" border="0" /></a>A being of pure psionic energy who cannot age because he is no longer really mortal, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonothan_Starsmore">Chamber</a> was a member of the original Generation X and remains as embittered as ever about the mutant power that destroyed his face from within. At present he is attempting to make contact with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_%28comics%29">Mojo</a> to strike a devil's bargain. In exchange for betraying the New Hellions and selling them into slavery for the Mojoverse’s televised gladiatorial contests, he hopes to receive a rebuilt version of his original body designed by Mojo's minion and genetic artist Spiral. Little does he realize just how large the stakes of his betrayal will become when Civil War errupts in the Mojoverse...and within the halls of the Massechusetts Academy...Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-84891128287704041682008-04-30T14:30:00.003-04:002008-12-08T17:49:28.524-05:00Morrison's Unconscious Manifests, Storms Runway<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLrbCDoO80zDK4K4AohUC0vdgv4VrnMpqCtSK_GENjZaDlcEKT31gtN5scqpLIOEXIqJj_kBXhPvKjj3FQ64j7movBGEP0oT9CthRTf324ZvXCwbWtWDbQF7wT8qzBbHk3jlxwXw/s1600-h/batman_pugh500_24841t.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLrbCDoO80zDK4K4AohUC0vdgv4VrnMpqCtSK_GENjZaDlcEKT31gtN5scqpLIOEXIqJj_kBXhPvKjj3FQ64j7movBGEP0oT9CthRTf324ZvXCwbWtWDbQF7wT8qzBbHk3jlxwXw/s400/batman_pugh500_24841t.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195107698985355554" border="0" /></a><br />I sure hope Gareth Pugh is picked up as a costumer designer for <span style="font-style: italic;">Batman III</span>; I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Morrison's Batman meets Morrison's Doom Patrol? [<a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/the-pow-factor-comicbook-superheroes-can-also-be-style-icons-812476.html">The Independent</a>]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-75230331319111026952008-04-29T12:19:00.006-04:002008-12-08T17:49:28.644-05:00Snowbird in the House<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmKr0a-vaCd5H8jx_oaN9fpbHQSS7lIpVOPsnOUpyhYPx7wLC7Rdfp_IXG6pQR6biklV4X0ZUBQm9g7Na2ibsrEc8dtDR-WvQ2_1FhYBxOE_NszeQCVjpYltAM5E_sZsnsVRIWQQ/s1600-h/Snowbird+Sighting.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmKr0a-vaCd5H8jx_oaN9fpbHQSS7lIpVOPsnOUpyhYPx7wLC7Rdfp_IXG6pQR6biklV4X0ZUBQm9g7Na2ibsrEc8dtDR-WvQ2_1FhYBxOE_NszeQCVjpYltAM5E_sZsnsVRIWQQ/s400/Snowbird+Sighting.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194708769538001154" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">The "God Squad," from </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">The Incredible Hercules</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> #117</span><br /></div><br />She's back! Forgive me for having a pseudo-patriotic moment here, but Alpha Flight is one of my favorite John Byrne creations, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowbird_%28comics%29">Snowbird</a> is such a visually stunning character she was always one of my faves. In Snowbird, Byrne deftly synthesized the cultural myths of "the Great White North" with Inuit oral tales that were already once-removed in early Canadian comic book heroine <a href="http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/n/nelvanna.htm">Nelvana of the Northern Lights</a>. Plus: she looks really cool.<br /><br />It wouldn't be difficult to critique the cultural politics of the Snowbird character, or of Alpha Flight more generally. But I don't have the heart for it today. I thought of Snowbird as the Canadian version of my favorite New Teen Titan, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven_%28comics%29">Raven</a>. Still kinda do, I guess. I hope this means more <a href="http://www.amazon.ca/Alpha-Flight-Classic-1-TPB/dp/0785127461">Alpha Flight Classic</a> trades.Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-72326144809917628762008-04-28T18:43:00.013-04:002008-12-08T17:49:29.052-05:00I Would Like To Know... [UPDATED!]<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4ZpuOC3Y8v-By7w-w3sTbAyz-Gqvi9rgW1R-BdXTV-cpOJNEMVxu42iPN-eNCZV6_P9SLm_ICKShwOIcuN2ghVQJjSMW1Ld7SgAPqa7tWBcAuqjvXgnwgN-oDydRVQyaaZJT72A/s1600-h/Nick+Fury.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4ZpuOC3Y8v-By7w-w3sTbAyz-Gqvi9rgW1R-BdXTV-cpOJNEMVxu42iPN-eNCZV6_P9SLm_ICKShwOIcuN2ghVQJjSMW1Ld7SgAPqa7tWBcAuqjvXgnwgN-oDydRVQyaaZJT72A/s400/Nick+Fury.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194432710515050722" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">The Mighty Avengers #12</span><br /></div>Did Alex Maleev use a celebrity photo reference for his awesome rendition of Nick Fury in last week's <span style="font-style: italic;">Mighty Avengers</span>? His Fury reminds me of someone, but damned if I can put my finger on who.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">UPDATE:</span><br /><br />Colin Farrell is good guess, and, sure, I can see some Rollins in there, too, and definitely the CSI guy (George Eads)--he'd crossed my mind, too. (My original, and very lame guess, was Nick Lachey.) But I think Sean Kleefled nailed it: Dominic Purcell from <span style="font-style: italic;">Prison Break</span>. The likeness is even clearer in the pictures of bald Nick earlier in the same issue.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4DlqH3nHIk_tGiQ-zKwnpuyzLR4rm_NwTePitv_ycSiRCRyBKNqeyKZlqIRKr_ap7QMBWTqophqB5DVgf52-z-2J7U2v90_tIrm7Z9ePEAuW1Fb4vfAH9u3dcNryYj65JVENiIw/s1600-h/Nick+Fury+is+Dominic+Purcell.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4DlqH3nHIk_tGiQ-zKwnpuyzLR4rm_NwTePitv_ycSiRCRyBKNqeyKZlqIRKr_ap7QMBWTqophqB5DVgf52-z-2J7U2v90_tIrm7Z9ePEAuW1Fb4vfAH9u3dcNryYj65JVENiIw/s400/Nick+Fury+is+Dominic+Purcell.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194660962257029362" border="0" /></a>Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-10011529879616894592008-04-26T15:26:00.001-04:002008-12-08T17:49:29.671-05:00Because You Demanded It!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidT7gNOkfW9_irAmZIhq9fRPRv_iV7nr-7CaNZeThSfpd3ptxAt7TkcCeEXPmgbCw9bZwtkbmGzvbOYjK4UOxm83j-WZ3Coa_4x1qHyWAZCx837PjiHQjpSwWm3spX4R8lvPyQ2w/s1600-h/Final+Crisis+-+Night+Force.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidT7gNOkfW9_irAmZIhq9fRPRv_iV7nr-7CaNZeThSfpd3ptxAt7TkcCeEXPmgbCw9bZwtkbmGzvbOYjK4UOxm83j-WZ3Coa_4x1qHyWAZCx837PjiHQjpSwWm3spX4R8lvPyQ2w/s400/Final+Crisis+-+Night+Force.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193637918226991266" border="0" /></a>Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-51751239357499830932008-04-26T07:59:00.004-04:002008-12-08T17:49:29.797-05:00And Better Still...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihyphenhyphenByvFYAh4kzwMPi4KsSAfAn-YzhHF_qCkSS2Tp5nqJGi5hznPDX2TgZKyXGFKf1y6ofQNQ0tB5kmx125ZwndoxhTR0uBjF_Ri9Y4wfKjz2lYoKeORkhW5RXYgs3jUNVGW6JyOw/s1600-h/Final+Crisis+-+Swamp+Thing.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihyphenhyphenByvFYAh4kzwMPi4KsSAfAn-YzhHF_qCkSS2Tp5nqJGi5hznPDX2TgZKyXGFKf1y6ofQNQ0tB5kmx125ZwndoxhTR0uBjF_Ri9Y4wfKjz2lYoKeORkhW5RXYgs3jUNVGW6JyOw/s400/Final+Crisis+-+Swamp+Thing.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193522533930584194" border="0" /></a><br />For <a href="http://www.progressiveruin.com/">Mike Sterling</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a href="http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2008/04/final-crisis-titans-teaser-image-leaked.html"></a>Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-64409251271717473682008-04-26T06:52:00.007-04:002008-12-08T17:49:29.996-05:00Final Crisis Shaping Up To Be Even Better Than Expected<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIPM-lfQbI2O01B_TtvjSgs01byj5IbYiijwcf9qID_D0GSgF9MBYxYmW4XoasGXOVTCPibf3f_ORDQSBmaIujOMz1zYLHnfvQd7u90ITcjFgts_jtleB-RLaZHsh4ieyaOyByIQ/s1600-h/Final+Crisis+-+Blue+Devil.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIPM-lfQbI2O01B_TtvjSgs01byj5IbYiijwcf9qID_D0GSgF9MBYxYmW4XoasGXOVTCPibf3f_ORDQSBmaIujOMz1zYLHnfvQd7u90ITcjFgts_jtleB-RLaZHsh4ieyaOyByIQ/s400/Final+Crisis+-+Blue+Devil.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193505517270157410" border="0" /></a>Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-15955370309697264702008-04-25T20:14:00.009-04:002008-12-08T17:49:30.297-05:00Final Crisis Titans Teaser Image Leaked<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaYoqd9NSOFqNRjktU96DqZxZ2kGDVbHBE2Px8YD0g_iAho2tv372ZBFFEjpzlIjEKT-kqncVYvhHQft6hxxVv7FPnXcXz09DRdNsw-OHkpktMTzbBGUdMCGg1R91E8wavd5SUYw/s1600-h/Final+Crisis+-+Titans.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaYoqd9NSOFqNRjktU96DqZxZ2kGDVbHBE2Px8YD0g_iAho2tv372ZBFFEjpzlIjEKT-kqncVYvhHQft6hxxVv7FPnXcXz09DRdNsw-OHkpktMTzbBGUdMCGg1R91E8wavd5SUYw/s400/Final+Crisis+-+Titans.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193614377511241874" border="0" /></a><br /> [Final Crisis Teasers at <a href="http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=154936">Newsarama</a>]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-79345844887669591542008-04-25T12:10:00.010-04:002008-12-08T17:49:30.363-05:00Wake Me When Final Crisis Starts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSmOGm8kM3c5dp0NssZGMCRDcofUWiJ7Q8SYA9KqRnW6RkDzsJaDFJ2JzTF0d3i77HThOf9-v1Tb7HAipjTfB8LftUOTYdh0W9k5U9ZBnyfW0yyBNV0WvWdsYUfDGcyv-1geRrQA/s1600-h/Justice+League+of+America+20.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSmOGm8kM3c5dp0NssZGMCRDcofUWiJ7Q8SYA9KqRnW6RkDzsJaDFJ2JzTF0d3i77HThOf9-v1Tb7HAipjTfB8LftUOTYdh0W9k5U9ZBnyfW0yyBNV0WvWdsYUfDGcyv-1geRrQA/s400/Justice+League+of+America+20.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193241982371842098" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Justice League of America</span> #20</span><br /><br />I get that the <span style="font-style: italic;">Final Crisis</span> tie-ins don’t begin until next month, but I am so tired of this book. First Brad Meltzer strings us along with an interminable story that I could barely follow and whose main attraction was the promise of more Geo-Force (who was thankfully traded to Chuck Dixon’s <span style="font-style: italic;">Batman and the Outsiders</span>). Then McDuffie takes over with all kinds of fanfare and expectations attached, and what do we get? A ho-hum crossover with a much better book (Ostrander's sorely missed--and now missing again--<span style="font-style: italic;">Suicide Squad</span>).<br /><br />And <span style="font-style: italic;">this</span>.<br /><br />Let's review.<br /><br />Wally West is a busy guy. He's worn out from cooking breakfast, so to keep himself alert while saving some cats, he monologues about thrilling matters like how forest fires start (droughts! lightening strikes! careless smokers!) and explains something about rotating updrafts and fuel ignition temperatures... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Sorry, I nodded off there for a minute.<br /><br />Then, Wonder Woman shows up to save Wally’s bacon after he fucks up the cat-rescue. In the process, she gets him all hot and bothered, in a gross Oedipal sort of way, and Wally explains how he really wants Diana to “respect” him after they hook up—which, hey, I guess, who doesn’t? But please, dude, keep it to yourself.<br /><br />Anyway, it turns out that Wonder Woman wasn’t just passing through, but popped by to tell Wally to stop spending so much time with his goddamn family, which of course gets him all excited and hopeful…until he realizes that she really just wants him to spend more time alone in the clubhouse pulling “monitor duty,” if you know what I mean. Totally bummed out, and sensing the oncoming guilt-trip, Wally whines about how hard done by he is, having “just come back from the future” and finding himself with “a lot of stuff to deal with,” “just needs time to catch up,” etc, etc. Diana’s not having any of that shit, and proceeds to unleash the mother of all guilt-trips on this douchbag, explaining, in detail, the various ways in which he sucks.<br /><br />“Wallace, Superman was <span style="font-style: italic;">very disappointed</span> that you didn’t answer that distress call last week (too busy loafing off!), but don’t worry, <span style="font-style: italic;">he forgives you</span>. Oh, and Batman? He thinks you’re a write-off and wants to replace you with <span style="font-style: italic;">Jay Garrick</span> (burn!), but he wanted me to come check things out with you, <span style="font-style: italic;">just to make sure</span>.”<br /><br />Thoroughly dissed by the whole damn Oedipal trinity and now a nervous wreck, Wally falls tearfully to Diana’s feet, renounces his wife and children, and begs her for some test—<span style="font-style: italic;">anything</span>—that would allow him to regain her approval and the confidence of his two passive-aggressive daddies. Luckily, at this very moment, Wally’s much cooler older brother Black Lightening calls with a hot tip about Queen Zazzala and a bunch of lab techs who’ve been turned into extraterrestrial bees. Something about a diabolical plan to steal earth’s honey supply.<br /><br />The honey is saved—by Wonder Woman, primarily; meanwhile, Wally runs around for pages and pages providing exposition. Diana feels sorry for him, and, in the end, lets him collar Zazzala, because that's just the way she rolls. Wally isn’t fooled, though. He knows he’s a total fuck up. Miserable at having pissed Wonder Woman off yet again, he grits his teeth for the inevitable lecture. Diana is more efficient than that, though, and lets him off with a parting knee to the groin, which she delicately calls “an entreaty.” Humbled by these attentions, Wally hobbles home to tell his family to fuck off, and then heads off to the Hall of Justice to watch TV.<br /><br />Beautifully illustrated by Ethan Van Sciver.Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13604760.post-27491728573379780762008-04-24T09:39:00.023-04:002008-12-08T17:49:31.882-05:00Young X-Men, Starring the Top Six of American Idol (Season 7)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCrhUCvmeXVJTKZijEOT740GgEuRhFtJdueYV5cx2EGkvHaoeez3IXd96z0-1wvrg142Q_uVz1FhGDqV8xNNC__VY_y2lBxCISd4lPkKnDosWgeAvkkhBiRH-CY4GMglgLVC0-Sw/s1600-h/Young+X-Men.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCrhUCvmeXVJTKZijEOT740GgEuRhFtJdueYV5cx2EGkvHaoeez3IXd96z0-1wvrg142Q_uVz1FhGDqV8xNNC__VY_y2lBxCISd4lPkKnDosWgeAvkkhBiRH-CY4GMglgLVC0-Sw/s400/Young+X-Men.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192863342349994018" border="0" /></a><br />In the near future, in the wake of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrull">Skrull</a> attack that devastates the Marvel Universe and leaves the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men">X-Men</a> shattered (again), six mutant heroes rise to pick up the pieces, forming a new team of Young X-Men. Just as things begin to look up, however, the menace of a new <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_%28comics%29">Apocalypse</a> darkens the horizon…<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">David Cook – Wolverine / Phoenix</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL5EtwFJLwvTHmCyHpoLX6vsjxcSEklEnam7bCgtse1F3pOqoS3CTZjoMBtt_fspDm7Aelv44ut3sBGapKfgeg8gtgVwpj-GZdYyJ_bDcd1zXSSYlbGq22TTZuoKF9VgATLUPwyQ/s1600-h/David+Cook+as+Wolverine.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL5EtwFJLwvTHmCyHpoLX6vsjxcSEklEnam7bCgtse1F3pOqoS3CTZjoMBtt_fspDm7Aelv44ut3sBGapKfgeg8gtgVwpj-GZdYyJ_bDcd1zXSSYlbGq22TTZuoKF9VgATLUPwyQ/s400/David+Cook+as+Wolverine.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192848245539948450" border="0" /></a><br />The secret love-child of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Grey">Jean Grey</a> and the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_%28comics%29">Wolverine</a>. Turns out that Jean wasn’t just recuperating in <a href="http://en.marveldatabase.com/Avengers_263">that pod beneath the waters of Jamaica Bay</a>—she was gestating. Before the pod’s discovery by the Avengers, it has already been tampered with by the Phoenix Force, which snatched the baby from Jean’s sleeping body, spiriting young David away to a nursery in a convent in Montana. A lonely orphan, David felt an uncanny (indeed, dimly telepathic) attraction to the deeds of the fabled X-Men, idolizing Wolverine most of all, without ever realizing that the mutant berserker was his real father. As a teen, he was driven by a powerful obsession that he could not fully comprehend, volunteering for the mysterious <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_X">Weapon X</a> program, which gave him claws and reinforced his skeleton with unbreakable adamantium. Now, still ignorant of his parentage, he leads the Young X-Men, unconsciously carrying on the legacy of his father<span style="font-style: italic;">…and his mother?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Brooke White [a.k.a. Alison Blaire] – Dazzler</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaFhfUwhydJ2D07njNlqGy1jtGLnjumjncFT0AiwPImB_1NyORg8oWQS1NmQodnDVRUbP2tcs5fKBdyNFXxUwCgybF2hETEhVSVYIhYWGVZ-PEOwLpbhtYibXgf3Z2p4ezHJ9_ig/s1600-h/Brooke+White+as+Dazzler.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaFhfUwhydJ2D07njNlqGy1jtGLnjumjncFT0AiwPImB_1NyORg8oWQS1NmQodnDVRUbP2tcs5fKBdyNFXxUwCgybF2hETEhVSVYIhYWGVZ-PEOwLpbhtYibXgf3Z2p4ezHJ9_ig/s400/Brooke+White+as+Dazzler.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192849856152684498" border="0" /></a><br />Everything that’s happened to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler">Dazzler</a> since her series was cancelled in 1985 is a lie! In <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Invasion">Secret Invasion</a>, it was revealed that the Dazzler who joined the X-Men (and later, New Excalibur) was a Skrull imposter. The real Dazz has been on ice in a Skrull mothership for decades. Recently thawed out and preternaturally youthful, our girl is still the bright-eyed songbird who refused to have her spirit crushed by the music industry, appearances to the contrary notwithstanding. Changing her name to Brooke White and turning “Here Comes the Sun” into an unlikely comeback hit, Dazzler’s music career soldiers on, while, between gigs, she rolls (literally) with the Young X-Men. Whenever her spirits sag under the pressure of all these responsibilities, she just reminds herself: you can do this, Miss Alison Blaire. All you have to do is pop on those magnetic roller skates…and <a href="http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/12/17/top-five-bill-sienkiewicz-dazzler-covers/">GO FOR IT</a>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">David Archuleta – Angel / Archangel</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwjxesZ6KNk4dv_YQ7rMWufXMP_OkI_yrvAfV6H77a6yqDqRIScdvdE3rVhIj8_IRKhQyNrn6pcVgPta5tB278oMQ1Bo9EOilPlyMmFcOLQAuPVyy1IilzO7sZgJmH9siHjRC8MA/s1600-h/David+Archuleta+as+Angel.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwjxesZ6KNk4dv_YQ7rMWufXMP_OkI_yrvAfV6H77a6yqDqRIScdvdE3rVhIj8_IRKhQyNrn6pcVgPta5tB278oMQ1Bo9EOilPlyMmFcOLQAuPVyy1IilzO7sZgJmH9siHjRC8MA/s400/David+Archuleta+as+Angel.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192850088080918498" border="0" /></a><br /><br />One of playboy (and original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archangel_%28comics%29#Angel">Angel</a>) <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Worthington_III">Warren Worthington</a>’s many innocent bastards. As a teenager, David was shocked and confused to discover wing-stumps sprouting from his shoulder blades, but a school guidance counselor helped him put two and two together. Selflessly, young David soon took to the skies to seek out the Young X-Men, anxious to inspire others while doing his part in the war against evil mutants. Unbeknownst to him, however, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destiny_%28Irene_Adler%29#The_Books_of_Truth">Destiny’s diaries</a> predict dark times ahead. What ominous fate awaits him at the hands of the new Apocalypse? [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archangel_%28comics%29#Archangel">Hint</a>]<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carly Smithson – Siryn</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG9B-ONL22Nu18F1fJvGB5qGXaUPCVHlsDDYCBWFUsDl3266LShR-Imfx8K1ChsjEjA9OIGfkaRx1fZrdfwHppVfcVVk81T7p46zbVyv3PWOJ3HR96_GLg9GWEAnJifaKtCD479A/s1600-h/Carly+Smithson+as+Siryn.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG9B-ONL22Nu18F1fJvGB5qGXaUPCVHlsDDYCBWFUsDl3266LShR-Imfx8K1ChsjEjA9OIGfkaRx1fZrdfwHppVfcVVk81T7p46zbVyv3PWOJ3HR96_GLg9GWEAnJifaKtCD479A/s400/Carly+Smithson+as+Siryn.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192849503965366210" border="0" /></a><br />An Irish mutant with a deadly sonic scream, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siryn">Siryn</a> is one of the Young X-Men’s most experienced and most powerful players. She was believed to have been killed in battled during the Skrull attack, but in fact, she was rescued by one of the children of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliban_%28comics%29">Caliban</a>, who nursed her back to health in the underground caverns of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlocks_%28comics%29">Morlocks</a> beneath New York. Recently married, the pair have devoted most of their energy to deciphering the mysterious script that has appeared all over Caliban’s body. With the help of the Young X-Men, they have cracked the code: the markings are actually ancient prophecies portending the coming of a new <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_Of_Apocalypse">Age of Apocalypse</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jason Castro – Nightcrawler</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjACHOF-6vKBpeXjzHWQvr3YrDCV98PodILmt3xBh7pjwEC8TeqPxkL8_nxFZARn3Scfi9XqIgPDdB82W7YLtrRMmylts3y7n8NV3TS1UdLN7OoicJd2130L1BD0IdvxUG0C1N2lA/s1600-h/Jason+Castro+as+Nightcrawler.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjACHOF-6vKBpeXjzHWQvr3YrDCV98PodILmt3xBh7pjwEC8TeqPxkL8_nxFZARn3Scfi9XqIgPDdB82W7YLtrRMmylts3y7n8NV3TS1UdLN7OoicJd2130L1BD0IdvxUG0C1N2lA/s400/Jason+Castro+as+Nightcrawler.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192850358663858162" border="0" /></a><br />Using an image-inducer to appear human, Jason is the son of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbird_%28comics%29#Exiles">Thunderbird</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturne_%28comics%29">Nocturne</a> (the daughter of the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcrawler_%28comics%29">Nightcrawler</a> from an alternate reality). Like his grandfather, he can disappear and reappear in another place—it’s all a state of mind, dude. As the threat of Apocalypse grows, he turns anxiously towards his faith and various nerve-calming herbs, fearful that his father’s ties to Apocalypse will come back to haunt him.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Syesha Mercado – Mystique</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZOkU9K0oZwGkeBoMUsx6tzPgXfJLuqQaGyH0veYKEoVje0T5b8UkkW_ikoLB5l_cTf6uJnBmcY6was5c0SCflM5YODOsGbUdTe_9OHymikrsLfrDTKpj2JZwmr8VS_9ZjVUFGYQ/s1600-h/Syesha+Mercado+as+Mystique.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZOkU9K0oZwGkeBoMUsx6tzPgXfJLuqQaGyH0veYKEoVje0T5b8UkkW_ikoLB5l_cTf6uJnBmcY6was5c0SCflM5YODOsGbUdTe_9OHymikrsLfrDTKpj2JZwmr8VS_9ZjVUFGYQ/s400/Syesha+Mercado+as+Mystique.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192850689376339970" border="0" /></a><br />Syesha originally believed herself to be the non-superpowered daughter of mutant weather goddess Ororo Munroe (the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_%28Marvel_Comics%29">Storm</a>) and Wakandan King T’Challa (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Panther_%28comics%29">Black Panther</a>). Following the revelation during the Secret Invasion that her mother was actually a Skrull impersonating former X-Men leader Storm, Syesha was plunged into an identity crisis—a crisis exacerbated by the awakening of her own Skrull-given shape-shifting abilities. She could literally be anyone…so, who was she? After a period of turmoil, during which she morphed aimlessly from one impersonation to another, Syesha has recently embraced her Skrull heritage and adopted <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystique_%28comics%29">Mystique</a> as her <span style="font-style: italic;">nom de guerre</span>, a nod to the shape-shifting mutant who once bedeviled, and later joined, the X-Men.<br /><br />These are our heroes, True Believer! In preparation for the coming siege, they study their adversaries carefully:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Simon Cowell – Apocalypse</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyo5VfGsDw5_5LGHVUJ_oUs3cINW_0qYGWZBqYuY_U9qbyHrh9RUP5zOiEvoB-NovrTbM_D3UKhnPDOhjKEBemaIkF13l-7Ea_WM8moKouudcHYybPYdG1UcaqIGk0656C5GwglA/s1600-h/Simon+Cowell+as+Apocalypse.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyo5VfGsDw5_5LGHVUJ_oUs3cINW_0qYGWZBqYuY_U9qbyHrh9RUP5zOiEvoB-NovrTbM_D3UKhnPDOhjKEBemaIkF13l-7Ea_WM8moKouudcHYybPYdG1UcaqIGk0656C5GwglA/s400/Simon+Cowell+as+Apocalypse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192850874059933714" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The Horsemen of Apocalypse: Pestilence, War, and Famine</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwgCM9UZe7HBSfOP12LHHRMNaWdErGEcdhQEjkUBSOYeOGh7DjxH_WJZxzB5FOoXfxHcNbsDCpnU1Sj5-N1ptd5loD3eky5DdrIhnkWOt6cJWyf8YV8s57tygxosrvI94mxphzBw/s1600-h/Ryan,+Randy,+and+Paula+as+Horsemen+of+Apoclaypse.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwgCM9UZe7HBSfOP12LHHRMNaWdErGEcdhQEjkUBSOYeOGh7DjxH_WJZxzB5FOoXfxHcNbsDCpnU1Sj5-N1ptd5loD3eky5DdrIhnkWOt6cJWyf8YV8s57tygxosrvI94mxphzBw/s400/Ryan,+Randy,+and+Paula+as+Horsemen+of+Apoclaypse.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192849186137786290" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ryan Seacrest, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul</span><br /></div><br />But wait…where is the fourth horseman? Where is <span style="font-weight: bold;">Death</span>? [<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwjxesZ6KNk4dv_YQ7rMWufXMP_OkI_yrvAfV6H77a6yqDqRIScdvdE3rVhIj8_IRKhQyNrn6pcVgPta5tB278oMQ1Bo9EOilPlyMmFcOLQAuPVyy1IilzO7sZgJmH9siHjRC8MA/s1600-h/David+Archuleta+as+Angel.JPG">Hint</a>]<br /><br />So our saga begins...<br /><br />[Thanks to <a href="http://www.rickey.org/">Rickey.org</a> for the inspiration and images]Jim Roeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381244745309535742noreply@blogger.com7